Love can be a many-splendoured thing, but most of the time it's just a pain in the ass, figuratively and literally. And for those who get it you know you've heard ruder jokes than that so you can stop frowning.

I'm just glad I don't have any girl troubles right now. It's so like stepping into a pit of snakes knotted together by their tails. So many friends so close to my heart have already been bitten by the love bug and were kind enough to share it with me, and I tell you, I'd rather tell them what to do than experience it myself. And honestly, frankly, really pulling no punches, I can't understand why they need advice. It's just common sense. I mean look, why am I dispensing advice they actually find useful and sensible when I'm supposed to know nuts about girls?

Oh but I better not talk so fast. Still have three years to go. We'll see. Hard to predict, the future is.

orchestrated by Renhao at 9:43:00 pm
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