Fortissimo

The article on page 8 of today's Insight has put me in the mood for an essay. You have been warned.

But first official DotA news.

1) Ryan, me and most recently Ben are on Eurobattle.net till Ryan and I can find CD keys.
2) Had my first two DotA matches today. And I SUCKORZ AT IT.

Elton suggested training against bots, but Ryan said that was nowhere as crazy as fighting against human players. So I'm just going to get my navigational, multi-tasking, and reaction skills right, then I'll push the bot level up to Insane, probably specialise in a couple of heros, and then I'll have to get my ass torn a few times online before I really get the hang of it. But there is so little opportunity because my parents are rarely out of the house. Just have to make the best of it. All my DotA friends I'm sure you'll understand. It'll be a long time before I'll be fighting along with you and pwning people.

I'm beginning to sound like Bernard... I mean, it's not anything... you know... But it's still...... you know...

Oh and also, I'm on a shortage of disk space. And my wireless connection is just bloody useless. I hate this...

Anyway. Today's paper came out a front pager about proselytising, or preaching.

Now this is a delayed post... the above post was completed before this. But before church I was thinking. These people also... Witness also must zi dong abit mah. Don't just go out and 'Ah mah ah... Yah Sor hor le si leh.... Kee gong amen amen la... ho leh... chiu Yah Sor eh hok kien gua...'

Like that you ramble on of course people scared of you la. And those who sneak into witness pleeeeeease la you. Is the God you think you're glorifying so gu niang that you have to sneak in to share the Gospel? Come on la you. You just want to make yourself feel that you have done the high and honourable work of Jesus Christ. Excuse me sir. You are shaming the name of Christians ok. You are the ones who make our religion sound cheap, and make us all look like obsessive freaks.

We are the only religion who makes noise about everything... Pokemon are Pocket Monsters... Digimon are Digital Monsters... Dan Brown is baaaaad... Dungeons and Dragons are evil... JK Rowling is part of a coven...

The sermon topic was The Wisdom of God. And when my pastor mentioned this incident he said, 'If you had simply prayed to God first, none of this would happen. The wisdom of God would have guided you.'

Sneaking into hospitals. My God. That's all I can say. Just... My God.