Fortissimo

Have you missed me? Has my one day absence bewitched you? Bothered you? Bewildered you? Besotted you? Bitchslapped you?

Doubt it'd make a diff, but I'll say sorry anyway, yesterday I was seriously panicking for Comms. And before that I was TAOing with Ryan, and then playing Carom3D with Kaiyan.

Great day today. In the light of today's events I shall not bother about yesterday. The memory of today's events has long overwritten yesterday's, and I won't bother recalling it from Recycle Bin.

Comms midterm first. I dunno what to say la... Open the paper... 5 MCQs, finish and flip see ***End of Paper*** at the bottom of the page. Dunno how many people heard my 'huh!', although I heard G clearly from the back saying 'So short ah...' To Peggy Su's credit the last question stumped me. I had to think for a long while before coming up with half-past-six answers. Mambo after that. Originally Daphne wanted to go to her aunt's condo because there was free pool there, but Hans flatly refused, because it would have been shredded to shit by ah bengs or something.

When we got there Mambo still hadn't opened yet, so we went to KFC for lunch. At 10. (^.^)v

Table 19 is more or less our favourite table now, or at least my favourite table. Good fresh fabric, quite new balls, and a nice big area. Not bad today la, except Hans did a jumpball that nearly neutered me... Somemore I was drinking Coke... Toopid idiot make me choke only. And then it didn't help that everytime I scored he would say 'Waaahh Felice...', and everytime I didn't he would say 'Ahh Felice sucks...' Kaiyan, who joined us for a couple of games, because his teacher decided to be an asshole and give him half-attendance, so he attended half the class. Smart seh some people. Hans was telling him about KFC's Hot Devils...

Hans: Eh you should try the Sze Chuan Chicken man... damn good sia!
LKY: O.O Chicken?
Hans: o.0
Hans: ...
Hans: !
Hans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chicken... hahaha. Ah but don't spoil the fun la... You don't get it ask me on MSN... don't have then too bad for you... Ask your mom. ^.^

After that we started interpreting like everything in the coupon brochure the other way...

Me: Hey listen to this... Standard set includes:
1 breast
2 thighs
2 drumsticks
2 wings
1 rib
Hans: Walau... Why only one breast...

Me: Hmmm... orders above $200 should be made 2 hours in advance...
[Hans misses his shot]

Aiyah many more la... Can't remember... But then there was that one where we were discussing something.... I think it was still the chicken joke. Then I said something like 'ask her to dQ your didi...' and then Hans laughed and missed his shot...

Later Kaiyan was taking his shot...

Hans: Yar... So try to lick the other breast... Then she say [falsetto] No no... this one cannot touch...
Hans: Then eye got the one-eye-jack thing... She use the same thing to cover the other one.
Me: One-breast-jack...
[ROFL]

Got back to SIM and went to slack in Hans's English classroom... We searched for yo mama is so fat jokes and what happened was the dictionary definition of peng.

Taken directly off jokesites...

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama's so fat, she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling 'Free Willy!'
Yo mama's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

And then there were the real laughers...

Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people run after her and shout "Taxi!"

And how about yo mama is so stupid?

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!
Yo mama's so stupid, that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

And the laughers...

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

Naturally we didn't study English. It looked abit short, my essay, but I was writing rather small, so... Don't care la. I have my essay and research for research paper due tomorrow and I still haven't done anything except print a whole load of material. Sigh late night panic again...... I hate this. I woke myself up at 4am today and didn't even sleep on the train. All for a 15 minutes chop-chop paper (assuming I had known the answer to the last one...). More pool in the Rec Room, played with Ryan Sining and Rocky... Usual mistakes. But I suppose compared to my usual I was better today. Sigh. Oh I finally took a picture of my gay glove. Soon... When I get the cable link... Can't wait sia.

Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.