Maths per se was no joke. Graham got restless, and I was in a daze half the time. But before lesson Hans hijacked the microphone and started imitating LZQ that made us all laugh our asses off.

When you draww the grawph be kiareful ah, be kiareful... use the second drivitive to cunt the money in your bang accunt, ok... bang accunt... And some of you say teachier, may I not use X ah, not use X... yes you can but be kiareful ah be kiareful...

Lucky LZQ didn't hear it or Hans's marks would be lower than José's.

Later, about 10min into the second half, the door blasted open to reveal Bernard breezing in looking alarmingly angry. So angry he actually forgot which side he was to enter his seat from, and made alot of noise. Banging down he started snorting and gesturing to the Gods above (God knows what They must be thinking, literally). He looked ready to kill, honestly. And Eko still can smile and say 'Kiareful ah Bernard be kiareful...'

LZQ was standing still in front, astonished, with his mouth open and chin resting on his thumb and forefinger as usual. There was a moment of silence before he finally cleared his throat and said, 'Kongtinue ah, we kongtinue.' to the whole class's laughter.

My part for the UGC China lecture was the worst presentation I ever did in my entire life. Apparently, though, the rest of the group were more concerned with the issue of time and kept telling me to hurry, so I dunno I must have done ok, what I said. It seemed to me that, no offence, I could have taken any other dynasty belonging to either G, Ben, or KY and explained it better than them, than my own freaking slides. Jeesh man. And no one could operate Kaiyan's Bluetooth handphone slide forwarder except himself, so I gave up and used the arrow keys. Sigh.

Jamming at Hans's house tomorrow, G will bring his uber expensive guitar. I'll be looking for a chance to wreck it buhahaha.

Time to get down to work on the research papers.

orchestrated by Renhao at 9:34:00 pm
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