After a few drinks a man manages to bring what he thought was a dumb blonde back to his apartment. She seems in a daze, and quite phased out. He casually pops the question and says, 'So. How 'bout a blowjob for me, sweet?'
The girl looks at him, and slurred, 'Can't. I'm allergic to pea nuts.'
Courtesy of Ian Koh, modified by me. Talk about dumb blonde.
Brother's off to Melbourne. Freedom for 8 days.
orchestrated by Renhao at 8:59:00 pm
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