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Name:
Wong Renhao

Date of Birth:
28 August 1988

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-St. Hilda's Primary
-Victoria School
-UB-SIM Ba. Comm.
~Part time software technician (Ba. ITech)
~Tenor-in-training, though it most probably won't work out
~CMI Grade 2 piano player
~Opera(Cri)tic
~Metalhead
~Learning guitar

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Poem Impromptu
Sunday, March 26, 2006


The effects of late night IM... hereby presented as is.


Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
not sleeping yet
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
fe fie fo fum
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
who sat on my rump
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
And caused a real big bump
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
what a painful lump
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
which was thankfully going numb
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
till i had to take a dump
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
and they had to clear it with a pump
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
i needed badly some rum
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
to fill the emptiness in my tum
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(alcohol does anything but fill your emptiness.. it will make your stomach roll)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
i called for my girlfriend to come
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(darn, well the times I have taken alcohol I had already been filled so I wouldn't really know)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
alas, I realised that a girlfriend I had none
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
wonder where i had all my previous fun
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(you take alcohol? when?)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(not that much, well my father has a wine cellar and I used to drink some champagne ((darn spelling)) at reunion dinners last time...but stopped after pretending I was drunk but didn't really know whether I was pretending or not )
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(LOL)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
must be when I was being a nun
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(:S)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
during the annual marathon run
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(never had a chance to get high... darned parents)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(It's not as good as people say it is..."what goes up must go down...at a high speed too forgive the pun")
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
where I acted like a bum
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(oh yes i think it is... had quite alot at sabrina's birthday party... what's with the stuff in inverted comma... -.-)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
looking right into the barrel of a gun
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(I see...but doesn't alcohol make you grow fat faster? no offence inteded)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(oh that's only the beer belly... even thin drinkers have huge bellies)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
that strangely looked like a bun
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(oh so having a beer belly is better than being fat...)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(er... whoever said so... i dont want a beer belly either i'm just a social drinker... well soon to be)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
suddenly someone who looked like attila the hun
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(how MANY words rhyme with "fum"???)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(what IS fum??)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(my dad's a social drinker I think...)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(fee fie fo fum)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(well at his level, i suppose so)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(oh alot, as you can see)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(now hurry with the next line lol)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(you are gonna get a beer belly ==")
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(i so am not!!!!!)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(this is like speaking OOC lol)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(the Prophet has spoken!)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(this is OOC o.0)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
whose name is Mr Crump
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(:S)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(why you....)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
alas alas i bore the brunt
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
I guess that accounted for the pain in my rump
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
HEY
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
oops
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(HEY)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(you cant use rump again)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(I can't?)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(darn I wanted him to be shot in the ass)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(well no what would be the point of this game!)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(there is a point? :S)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(obviously)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(ok Ok I will re-do)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
( my lines are getting worse :( )
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
of a lump of bricks that weighed a ton
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(ton doesnt rhyme with crump...........................)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(oh nvm)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
i tried my best to put up a brave front
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
to no avail I collapsed on my...hump
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(.....................................................................................................)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(hahahaha)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
the frightened grasshopper did a great jump
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(wth?)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(now my brain's going numb)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(you asked for it young man)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(it's 2!)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(my ehad!)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(uhh head)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(lol... ehad)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(my head!)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
(write... WRITE WRITE WRITE BUHAHAHA)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(no!)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
( I concede!)
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
lol
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
ow my head
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
(wallbanging emote)
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
WAHAHAHA
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
I RULLLLLLLLLE
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
...
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
go and sleep
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
lol
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-crowd goes wild, starts chanting 'renhao! renhao! renhao!'-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
freak
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
what hw
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
do we have to pass up
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
on monday
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
...
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-shakes fist at renhao-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-we shall meet again!-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-crowd boos and throws eggs and tomatoes at sore loser ryan cheong!-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
only ugc what...
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-disappears in a puff of violet smoke smelling faintly of onions-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
onions? wth is with that?
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-renhao smiles triumphantly. he has won-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
ugc is on monday???
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
I thought on cons?
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-for now-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
heh that's ben's class
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-forever-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
you better get sth done by monday
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
and sth presentable too
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-rh gestures to his minions, who start distributing free french fries to the elated crowd-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-'let's see that cheongster beat that', rh thinks smugly-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-the french fries smell like onions strangely enough-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-the crowd is even more delighted... seems that ryan can never win-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-ryan looks dejectedly from the top of the stadium-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-the crowd starts to turn green-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-a single tear escapes..-
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
shut up lemme finish
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-after ingeesting the french fries-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
No!
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
-the crowd topples as one from their seats...dead-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
MUAHHAHAHA
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
-a single tear escapes his eye, before he fades into violet dust, the wind blowing him away-
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
you can't control my character =="
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
i
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
that's bad gaming
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
have the violet font
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
:(
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
booya
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
lol
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
this is going to my blog
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
oh man
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
not again
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
lol
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
this is the 2nd time
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
why not
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
its ONLY the 2nd time
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
lol
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
lol
Put God First; Going for the next SNOW :) says:
ahhh
Cogito, ergo sum - Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com. says:
theyre gonna laugh more at our OOCs than the poem i think


And there you have it. Two bored people disillusioned with the world.

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AFTERNOON UPDATE - 3:38pm

Interesting as the topic is, it is such a draaaaaag to do my UGC RP. Stayed up till 4 yesterday doing work and talking cock with Hans and Ben and yes... Ryan Cheong. Had interesting discussions with Hans and Ben. Good job and thanks respectively. But then after that we all started getting tired and delusional... The result is displayed above for examination at your convenience.

And now I'm playing Bejewlled with Ian. My God what a life.


orchestrated by Renhao at 2:21:00 am
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