An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
I don't normally cut and paste stuff, although it is a well-known practice for people to just dump song lyrics as a blog post, reflecting their present feelings. I came back tired after a long and mildly traumatising day to see this email, from the joke newsletter I subscribe to, and it was so retardedly funny I just had to put it up. I especially like the last part, when I can very clearly imagine Debra, eyebags and all, sighing and saying 'I feel like shit.' Priceless.
orchestrated by Renhao at 7:12:00 pm
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