I haven't been blogging, but hey. Doesn't really matter right? No one reads my blog anyway.
Emo hoo0~! TAG LA YOU LAZY PEOPLE.
So after Oprah ended, The Tyra Banks Show now takes her place. I do admire her as a supermodel. She...
Okay I don't follow these things everyday. Although I must admit I'm quite drawn to the Ellen Degeneres Show. The laughter isn't canned there. Or hey, maybe they play a laugh track to stimulate the audience into laughing. Unlikely though.
So ya Tyra. She is charismatic, for one thing. On the runway she radiates life, unlike the size-0 models who look like they're only modelling because they would be forced to eat Mac's for breakfast lunch dinner otherwise. And she's proactive with stuff like breast cancer and all that.
So on the show aired today she was exposing the dangers of Internet chatrooms. They showed footage of her going into chatrooms posing as a 14-year old, and dirty old men showing their dicks on webcam.
And just to show how prevalent it was, she did it again. Live on the show. And again we got a dick on the show.
Then. The idiot asked to see her. On her cam.
So she said ok.
Uncovered her cam, facing the audience, and showed it to him.
He signed off immediately.
TIO OWN BOH?! HONG GAN HOO0~!
So think twice about showing your cock ah next time, if any of you readers actually do that.
You sick fuck.
Oh speaking of dirty stuff, a few of you know that I'm taking an interest in scanlated (for uninitiated: scanlated or scanslated = scanned + translated) manga. And having no Palm like G, nor wishing to have to go through the trouble of zooming each page to a readable size and then unzooming to go to the next page, I decided to print them out.
Yes. Print. Four pages on one A4 page. I rock. You... well maybe not.
So my recycled paper was my dad's printed material, with a hole punches. So I just reversed the order such that when the manga came printed out it was bindable. Now I knew my father had those file thingys you could lock and make a sort of bind. So I went to search his drawers.
When I found it, I saw at the back of that particular drawer were two packets of peanuts and kidney beans. This was his stock of snacks to keep him awake during his long nights and dull afternoons. I've always wondered how there was such a constant replenishment of these things in his trusty little container. I'd expect it to be empty sometimes.
Finding his snacks hidden in there really felt like finding your dad's porn stash.
I just hope he doesn't find mine.
Snack stash, not porn.
orchestrated by Renhao at 8:40:00 pm
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