Fortissimo

Man.

Today marks the day I start admiring May and Choy.

Not because they are hot, or because they have shades the size of anime character eyes. Not because they are celebrities either.

But because of their professional display of experience.

After their introduction, the moment they walked on stage, Jose said 'Ok for this game we'll need 12 people.' And Choy walked right back down the stage and in slightly over a minute, the stage was packed.

This is probably the first time I've witnessed celebs wield their power and status so... elegantly. It's like Choy goes 'Would you like to join?' And she'd just grab the arm, male or female, either pull him a couple of steps forward or walk him/her halfway to the stage, then she's off for the next victim.

Nobody could resist.

The condom game, surprisingly or unsurprisingly, attracted the most people. And Jose and Andrea Lim helped immensely too. Very easy-going and my God they switch tracks faster than you can say 'Oh shit'. Everything's fine by the time you do.

I think I would have been ok, but there were so many problems with the band... people having exams complain... sound system was bad... that by the time we were finished I was staying awake on borrowed time.

Well luckily I recharged by the power of talking cock. Our first target was our third poster ad, with the guy's head in his hands. One night stand becomes one's nightmare.

We said that that wasn't true. This is why the couple was in that position. M18~

Janet and Aaron had never felt so high before. They had had over an hour of saucy foreplay, and they decided that it was just nice to finish off. Take our time, they agreed, but not too much time.
Aaron was towering over Janet as he prepared to end it big. He had saved his performance for tonight, as a seal of their love for each other. Without warning, Aaron moved downwards, causing Janet to scream uncontrollably in ecstasy. Aaron abandoned all sense of control as he slammed repeatedly into Janet, grunting and groaning loudly. As he felt himself building up, he pushed even harder.
'Oh! Uh... YES....' Aaron moaned. Suddenly he lost all control of his groin and climaxed, to Janet's utter delight.

'AHHH! KELLY!'
'YES AAR.... who's Kelly?'

And that's how they ended up. His head in his hands, her fuming.

'Oh shit...'
'Sonofabitch player...'

And then there was the condom packing... When Andrea complained about it's nobrain-ness, I replied sagely,
'Packing condoms is never fun,
work from morn till set of sun.'

You know it's one of those phrases you can use all the time.

'Hey Renhao! What did you do in school today?'
'Packing condoms is never fun....'
'So Mr Wong, what did you feel was your greatest achievement during this campaign?'
'... work from morn till set of sun.'

Very very useful indeed.